No Words can Explain this....

We are now able to make real tasting food from powder and water.... Who came up with that idea?! Seriously man, that's messed up....




Apparently it tastes good though.

HIGH FIVE DUDE!

Do it. DO IT NOW.

I am Glad, Cause I am Finally Returning Back Home

(Since I actually have a life, I didn't spend my whole afternoon writing out these lyrics. Click here to see the website I copied them from)


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These lyrics may seem odd, but they do actually have a deep inner meaning.......we're just not sure what it is yet......
You are legally obliged to sing along with the video and then have it stuck in your head for the rest of your life.

Random Doodle

Just a quick little doodle I did. I wish I had hair like hers!

Sorry for the bad quality...my phone's camera isn't that good...

Thank You!

Just a little thank you, since my blog has gained 200 views in its first 3 days and also 3 AWESOME followers!
Since this is early days, I'm posting on Google+ quite regularly to gain as much publicity as possible and I would love it if you guys could help me spread the word!
Also I really need some feedback from you lot on my posts. Some people have commented, which I am really gratefull for, but I would really love a bit more interaction with you guys. Please give negative feedback too if you think that I deserve it! I want to know what I'm doing badly as well as what I'm doing well so I'd welcome any constructive criticism :)
Thats all guys, thanks for your  awesomeness!

Sim Case Study: Maryn McKay

Maryn's Mother is called Unna Christy and her Father is called Nathan Ely-Winn. Her parents were never in a romantic relationship with each other, they were friends with benefits, but after an accidental teenage pregnancy Unna had a baby with Nathan, called Pascal. A few years later Unna had another unplanned baby boy with another man called Donnel, this time their baby was called Britton.
Nathan Ely-Winn was in a steady relationship and was in fact engaged to marry when he found out that he had made Unna pregnant AGAIN. Unna named her third child Maryn. Just weeks after Maryn's birth, Nathan got married to a woman called Coralie.
Maryn grew up in a small home with room for only a 3-person family. Unna's first two children (Pascal, Maryn's brother and Britton, Maryn's half-brother) lived with Unna's ex-husband in a bigger house, even though neither of them were actually his children. Unna soon re-married a man called Shan Christy.
Meanwhile, Nathan had had a baby boy with Coralie called Andre and they lived in a lovely seaside house with plenty of room to spare. While at first Nathan had hesitated to admit that he had children outside his marriage with Coralie, he became more comfortable with the fact as time passed. Soon he received a message from Unna, asking if he could take Maryn to live with him, since Unna and Shan were expecting a child and they didn't have enough room in the house for two children. Nathan was more than happy to accept.
After Maryn moved in with the Ely-Winn household her life was relatively quiet. Her half-brother was named Robbie and it seemed that Unna was getting to old for the wild lifestyle she used to live and so she had given up sleeping around and instead was enjoying a happy marriage with Shan. Coralie also had another baby, a little girl called Claire.
Maryn settled in very well with her new family, and she was treated much better than she had been in her previous life, enjoying the calm and relaxed seaside atmosphere. She grew into a happy teenage girl and  completely lived a completely different life to her mothers bad example, getting her first boyfriend in her late teenage years and then staying with him until adulthood until they married. Her husband was called Ethan Mckay.
They are now the proud parents of a little boy called Webb and two baby girls called Ella and Flo. Maryn hopes that she will set a good example for her children, learning from her mothers mistakes so that she can give her offspring the best childhood possible.

This is how Maryn looks now that she is all grown up!

Here's a snapshot of her lovely family: Ella is on the far left, Maryn is next left, Webbie is in the middle and on the right there is Ethan holding Flo.

I will continue to update this page as her children grow and I might even do a case study of one of her children sometime soon.

Click here to find out about the mods that I use in the Sims 3 to make my game MUCH more interesting!

Did you like the case study? Would you like me to do more of these, or did you find it a bit long and boring and so prefer that I focused on other things? Comment below with feedback and perhaps stories of what your sims have got up to!

Problem Solved!

Just a quick post to let you know that I've got a new charger for my laptop and so from now on posting will continue as usual!

What YouTubers do I watch?

Well, most of the people I watch on youtube are either make up gurus or comedy people. Here's a quick list:

SuperAmazingProject- This channel is made by two roommates called AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire. They put out a new video (almost) every Monday, and they have features with things like stupid news stories and 'viewer paranormal activity'. They are REALLY funny, and you should definitely check them out, as well as their individual channels.
Chrischibird- This guy has only about 400 subscribers, but he deserves to be WAY more well known. He does a feature every thursday about stupid news stories (like the SuperAmazingProject) and he also does sketches and funny animations.
OhItsJustKim- Lots of people say that this girl reminds them of charlieissocoollike, and they really are quite similar. Kim doesn't really do frequent videos, but when she does do a video she always comes across as a very lively person (full of the randomness that I used to love in charlieissocoollike) So check her out if you used to be a fan of Charlie's (or still are lol)

Bubzbeauty- I LOVE bubbi! She does really good makeup tutorials, for things that you could do really quickly and wear every day. She also gives really good advice about life situations like relationships and bullying etc, and she really seems like a person who is out to do good in the world.
MichellePhan- Michelle was my first makeup guru, and she also does good wearable styles like bubz, mixed in with some VERY unwearable stuff for fancy dress etc. She's a really popular you tuber and I think maybe she's lost some of her shine over the years, but she's definitely very good for starters.
KlairedelysArt-This girl is probably my favourite makeup YouTuber. She does some REALLY cool stuff, mostly arty things that you would never in a million years actually wear, BUT THEY ARE SOO COOL and she's so freaking artistically talented!

Of course there are other YouTubers I watch, but these are just my favourites. Of course, click on their names to visit their channels and don't forget to comment below telling me what you think of my choice's and what your favourite YouTubers are!

Ask me a Number!

Just a bunch of questions that I found on other websites and I thought would make for a good Q&A session:

1. Your full name
2. Your biggest turn off
3. The thing you're OCD about
4. Any pets you've had
5. What HP house are you in
6. What HG district you are
7. Your most annoying habit
8. Your favourite animal
9. Your favourite subject
10. Your favourite food
11. Most awesome chat up line
12. Most embarrassing moment
13. First school friend
14. Worst day of your life
15. Best day of your life
16. Would you rather be attacked by 20 duck sized horses or 1 horse size duck 
17. Relationship status
18. Last book you read
19. Last film you saw
20. One thing you can't live without
21. One thing you would get rid of from the world
22. Worst aspect of your personality
23. Thing you like the least about yourself
24. Something that scares you
25. Something that other people are scared of but you aren't really
26. Weirdest irrational fear
27. Most hated subject
28. An animal who describes your personality
29. Your last dream
30. A weird fact about yourself

Comment with the number of a question you'd like me to answer! :)

Food for Thought

Its possible to dye your skin (by tattooing ink of a certain colour all over your body) So do you think that in the future it will be fashionable to dye yourself, like it is in The Hunger Games?

Sorry Guys

Not gonna be posting a lot for the next few days....my computer won't charge and so I have to buy a new charger before I can use the computer again :(

I'm on the mobile app at the moment, but my phone's keyboard is so crappy that I can only write short posts on here without driving myself completely mad.

If you'd like to be an administrator and post with me on this blog, please contact josietheblogger@gmail.com I don't mind what you post about as long as its something interesting!

Sorry, Josie x

Waldo Pancake

This is how I feel about waking up in the morning

Just one of the amazing things that Waldo Pancake sells! He does everyday objects with funky colours and cool writing,

Check out his website by clicking HERE

Hunger Games related Song!

Sung to the tune of Set Fire to the Rain by Adele, if you haven't worked it out already.

Music: My Top 10

If I could only have 10 songs on my iPod, what would they be?

1. Vanilla Twilight- Owl City

2. Little Joanna- McFly

3. Ring Ring- Mika

4. Sk8er Boi- Avril Lavigne

5. Memory Lane- McFly

6. One for the Radio- McFly

7. Set Fire to the Rain- Adele

8. Animal- Ke$ha

9. Happy Ending- Mika

10. Transylvania- McFly

What about you? Leave a comment below.

Safe and Sound

Loving this song by Taylor Swift! She wrote it to be on the credits soundtrack for The Hunger Games, and I think it is absolutely beautiful. I'm not usually a Taylor Swift fan, but this one I LOVELOVELOVE.

Don't You Just Love Her?

Doesn't her eyes just make you want to die? She's a gorgeous black labrador called Tanzie, who belongs to my neighbours. I JUST LOVE HER SO MUCH, SHE'S THE CUTEST THING EVER!

My Sims 3 Mods

I'd never really considered installing any mods for the Sims, until one day when I came across this amazing website by a man called Twallan, which is full of  some really cool mods that just made me HAVE to install some stuff!

What have I got installed?

Woohoer and it's Scoring System: Which enables teen pregnancy, teen marriage & teen adult romance, and then the add on scoring mod (which requires the base mod to work) enables the sim to visit a 'Matchmaker' at the spa, meaning that a sim can find a partner much more easily.
Story Progression: Which basically means that while you aren't using the other families in the neighbourhood they can find new partners, become pregnant, age up, get new jobs and promotions etc.
Sleep Freedom: I recommend this for the woohoer mod, because it enabled two teens to share a bed together so that they can then get pregnant.

Just click the links in the name to visit the download link and read more in depth information.

Would you like me to write instructions for installing these mods? Leave a comment below.

SHE LAUGHS...?

Harry Potter Memes

On Facebook there are TONS of meme pages. My school even has one to make fun of the teachers and stuff!
My friends showed me this awesome meme page that is all about Harry Potter, and while I'm not the biggest Potterhead I totally agree that this page is full of really funny stuff.

Here are the links:

you're a muggle, your point is invalid
on a scale of voldemort to snape, how nosy are you?

A Review of Dot 2

Dot 2 is a game by a developer called USTWO. 

It's a simple concept, you are the white ball and you are constantly shrinking. You have to collect the blue balls to grow larger, but if you hit the red triangles you suddenly become much smaller. To move you tilt the phone left and right, meaning that it is difficult to play on the move.....

I would give this game a rating of 5 stars, because it is SO addictive and it is also free! 

To see further details on the Android Market click HERE

What do you think of this game? Tell me in the comments below.

Drawsome!

You probably know the app 'Draw Something' (It's where you are given a word and you have to draw it, then the person you are playing with has to guess what it is) Well, I was doing some googling and I came across this AWESOME picture!

I don't know who drew it, but whoever it was is THE COOLEST PERSON ALIVE!

The Hunger Games Film Review

I love the Hunger Games books, and I definitely recommend reading them if you haven't already! 

Visit this awesome Facebook page for some cool Hunger Games related Memes!

*SPOILER ALERT*

Yesterday I went into town and saw the film. I think that if I hadn't read the books beforehand I would have loved the movie, because then I wouldn't be so annoyed by the differences. Some major bad casting issues for a start, I mean President Snow is an evil plotting villain, but in the film he looked like a cuddly Santa. Then there was Peeta, who looked permanently surprised. He did some good acting later on in the film, but at the start he was just some surprised dude who was a bit too enthusiastic about the whole Hunger Games thing and then told the whole Capitol about how he was deeply in love with Katniss.... There were some other things I didn't like, for instance how the costumes for district 12 were obviously just a black top with some badly animated flames added in later. I mean, where was Katniss' lovely dress?

This is more like how I imagined her dress :)

All I saw was a black army style top and a weird Princess Leia hairdo. Another bit that I was unhappy with was the whole Rue thing.... In the book when Rue dies its really sad, but in the film it was just a bit like 'Oh, another one's dead...' I think that the reason for that was just because in the film Katniss didn't get so close to Rue and you didn't get behind her as much as the book made you. 

I don't know. After all that ranting I reckon that thins film is good as a film on it's own, but not as a book adapted into a film. If you've read the books then you should probably go and see the film anyway just so that you can rant about it later, but if you haven't read the books then I think you would really like the film.

Overall, I give it 3 Stars out of 5.

What did you think of the film? Leave a comment below :)

Welcome

こんにちは! 

Welcome to my blog <3 

Here I'll be posting about anything that I think is cool enough to share with the world. I'm a teenager from Oxford in the UK, and I'm into makeup, fashion, anime, art, books and The Sims 3! This is just a little intro post so you can all get to know me, but feel free to leave a comment about what you would like to see on the blog and if you think my blog sounds good.

Josie x